March 2012
At school...
Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: I wonder if this is how One Direction felt at school.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach jut growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Zayn would be the hottest English teacher, oh my god, I would pull and Aria and do dirty things to him on his desk.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I love One Direction.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
McFly siempre tiene un gif para cada ocasión.
watchoutforthatbitchcalled-karma:
Cuando ves al chico que te gusta con otra chica:
Cuando no soportas a tu primos en una habitación:
Cuando hablan mal de tu ídolo:
Cuando mi mama no entiende:
Cuando le cierro el culo a alguien:
Cuando digo algo sin sentido:
Cuando me da el momento de felicidad:
Cuando salgo de mi sala (? :
At a concert:
Everyone else: Oh my god they're there! Their voices are amazing and the dance moves are brilliant!
Me: OMFG SOMEBODY HOLD ME IM IN THE SAME ROOM WE ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR WE ARE CONNECTED FUCKING CONNECTED I TELL YOU OMG I THINK IM GOING TO DIE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN TO ME OH SWEET JESUS
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
stillnot-ginger:
starshiprangerjess:
2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE...
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Morire tranquila cuando...
biebermccannkidraulhforever:
theexperienceofthelife:
Le Diga a Zayn “Vas Happenin’”
Le Diga a Niall “Eres mas latigable que el unicornio que cuida mi casa en Narnia”
Le de mi riñon a Liam
Le toque el culo a Louis
Y le corte un rizo a Harry
Cuando leí “Darle mi riñón a Liam” me largue a llorar.
